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Reasons why the Yankees are better than the Red Sox:1. In the past 90 years the Red Sox have only won three World Series as opposed to the Yankees who have won 26.2. Derek Jeter has more rings than the Red Sox do in the past ninety years.3. The Yankees are the only team in MLB history to win back to back to back to back World Series.4. They have the most championship wins in any sport.5. The Yankees have more league pennants than any other team.Red Sox Jokes:Q: What's the difference between the Boston Red Sox and the Boston Strangler?A: One chokes only in October.Q: What do the Red Sox and lawn furniture have in common?A: They both fold and end up in the cellar after Labor Day!Q: What is the difference between a Fenway Frank and a Yankee Frank?A: You can get a Yankee Frank in October! Q: Why is the monster green?A: Envy from Yankee wins.Q: Why does Stephen King go to Red Sox Games?A: He likes horror stories.Albert Einstein arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your IQ?"The man answers, "241.""That is wonderful!" says Albert. "We will talk about the Grand Unification Theory and the mysteries of the universe. We will have much to discuss!"Next, Albert introduces himself to a woman and asks, "What is your IQ?"The lady answers, "144.""That is great!", says Albert, "We can discuss politics and current affairs. We will have much to discuss!".Albert then goes to another person and asks, "What is your IQ?" The person answers, "51."Albert ponders this for a moment, and then smiles and says,"GO RED SOX"!!